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Jess Growden is a veteran of the theatre, beer salesman by day, and a Master's Candidate by night. Her favorite things include unfinished cups of raspberry tea, naps face-down in the spines of good books, and rescue missions to liberate half-dead plants from the sale racks at local hardware stores. Her goal in life is to become a trophy wife (ironically, of course), so that she may devote her full-time efforts towards experiments in the kitchen, nursing those dead violets back to life, and writing books. Currently, she resides in Pennsylvania with her boyfriend, who not only supports and encourages her writing habits, but also enjoys her tendency towards severely non-politically-correct moments. They have a betta, Krieger, who just might be the stupidest fish that ever lived.